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2.03sMy sinuses will thank you.
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2.37sBrian, I read your article in The Daily Shopper.
1.17sIt was wonderful.
1.24sOh, don't oversell it, Lois.
1.4sNo, it was good.
2.7sIt almost felt like it was written by a real writer.
1.73sI read your article, too, Brian.
4.74sIt seems to me you should spend less time working for the paper and more time working on that novel you've been working on.
1.03s(SCREAMS) You know...
3.77s(CELL PHONE RINGING) This is Brian. Brian, this is Wellesley Shepherdson.
1.57sI'm calling from The New Yorker.
1.47sPerhaps you've heard of us?
3.4s(CHORTLING) Yeah, of course I've heard of you.
2.9sI was using The Daily Shopper to shoo away a homeless person,
1.3sand I saw your article.
2.37sWe'd love to talk to you about becoming a contributor.
1.47sWhy don't you come by tomorrow?
1.8sWow! Yeah. That'd be great.
1.7sAll right. 2:00. I'll see you then.
1.77sThey want me to contribute to The New Yorker.
3.6sThe New Yorker? You'll fit in there as well as I did at Woodstock.
5.67sExcuse me. It's been brought to my attention that a few bad apples out there are smoking marijuana.