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3.44sAnd this is our writers' lounge where you'll meet some of our contributors.
2.07sFielding Wellingtonsworth. Hello.
2.2sLivingston Winstofford. Yes.
2.07sAmelia Bedford Furthington Chesterhill.
1.2sGood day.
1.64sAnd James William Bottomtooth.
4.47s(MUMBLING) Everyone, this is Brian, our newest contributor.
1.4sHi, there. How's it going?
2.1sWould you like some tea? Cigar?
0.83sBrandy?
3.1s(MUMBLING) No. I'm good, thanks.
1.5sWe read your article, Brian.
4.37sYour study in postmodern American subcultures was quite illuminating.
3sOh, wow, thanks. That really means a lot coming from you guys.
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1.03sUh...
1.13sI'm sorry?
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1.23sYes?
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1.7sHey, is there a bathroom around here?
1.53sYes, yes. Follow me.
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1.03sUm,
1.27swhere are the toilets?
1.77sOh, no one at The New Yorker has an anus.
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