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3.94sHelen, don't start with me in front of our guests.
2.47s
2.9sDo you think I like hitting you?
2.7sI am sorry you had to see that.
2.64sLook, sir, I really need to confess something to you.
1.33sThat assignment I turned in...
1.7sYou know, Brian,
2.87sbefore you came along, I was so depressed,
2.64sI was planning to kill myself.
1.94sBut you have inspired me.
4.3sIf you can learn, maybe one day I can walk.
2.8sNow, what was it you wanted to say?
1.1sUh,
1.57snothing.
3.47sYou were supposed to get potato chips, you jackass.