1.47sLook, you're not staying.
2.04sI'm gonna call Lois and have her pick you up right now.
1.77sHi, I'm your roommate Caleb.
2.27sI like cutting myself. I bleed a lot.
2.07sCould I have the top bunk?
1.77sHe already has a roommate. Me.
2.17sWe're a couple of crazy college kooks.
3.4sFor example, we're about to make a hilarious answering-machine message.