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1.8s"What, do you work for Esquire?"
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1.6sOh, Brian, how droll!
1.67sWe'll have to put that into a cartoon.
3.04sOr as we call it, an illustrated laughing square.
1.27sWow. You went to Harvard, huh?
2.34sI'm an Ivy League man myself. I went to Brown.
3.44sMy incarcerated business partner's retarded gay niece went to Brown.
1.17sWhat year did you graduate?
2.3sWell, I mean, I didn't technically graduate.
2.74s(GASPING) You're a college dropout?
2.8sBrian, The New Yorker does not employ your kind.
1.77sYou, sir, are fired!
4.44s(DOOR SLAMMING) MAN: No dogs allowed.
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