6.07sMALE NARRATOR: In 2005, a group of local misfits won a costume contest at an '80s TV convention.
3.37sThese men promptly returned home and drank some beer.
2.37sToday they survive as soldiers of fortune.
2.67sIf you have a problem, if no one else can help,
1.73sand if you can find them,
2smaybe you can hire The A-Team.
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