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1.4s(STEWIE COUGHING)
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3.2s(GASPING) Stewie? What the hell are you doing here?
4.6sAre you kidding? I couldn't miss watching you crash and burn in this misguided attempt to finish college.
1.47sLook, you're not staying.
2.04sI'm gonna call Lois and have her pick you up right now.
1.77sHi, I'm your roommate Caleb.
2.27sI like cutting myself. I bleed a lot.
2.07sCould I have the top bunk?
1.77sHe already has a roommate. Me.
2.17sWe're a couple of crazy college kooks.
3.4sFor example, we're about to make a hilarious answering-machine message.
3.07sUh, you've reached Stewie and Brian. We're not here right now.
6.27sUh, and if this is Mom, uh, send money because we're college students and we need money for books and highlighters,
1.94sand Ramen Noodles,
4.14sand condoms for sexual relations with our classmates.