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3.8sIn my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography.
1.8sActually, that's still true.
6.92sNow that the garbage is in space, doctor perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions.
1.85sWith gusto.
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1.15sAw.
1.5sSo that's the situation.
7.07sDue to the shortsightedness of Old New York New New York is going to be destroyed by a giant ball of garbage.
3.57sFry, what the hell were you people thinking back then?
2.39sHow could you just throw your garbage away?
1.47sHey, hey, give me a break.
1.35sWhat do you do with it?
1.6sWe recycle everything.
2.37sRobots are made from old beer cans.
3.2sYeah, and this beer can is made out of old robots.
3.8sAnd that sandwich you're eating is made from old discarded sandwiches.
1.87sNothing just gets thrown away.
1.88sThe future is disgusting.
2.02sTypical 20th-century attitude.
3.74sHey, you have no right to criticize the 20th century.
3.4sWe gave the world the light bulb, the steamboat and the cotton gin.