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6.81sI've been perusing your fortified wine list and I've selected the '71 Hobo's Delight,
4.84sthe '57 Chateau Part-Ay and the '66 Thunder-schewitz.
2.37sExquisite choices, sir.
4sAnd mix them all together in a big jug.
2.8sWelcome to this year's academy symposium.
1.57sI'm your host, Ron Popeil--
7.47sinventor of Mr. Microphone, the spray-on toupee and, of course, the technology to keep human heads alive in jars.
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1.17sBut wait, there's more!
6.56sWe've got a whole lineup of inventors tonight starting with that up-and-coming young star Ogden Wernstrom.
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0.95sBoo!
1.15sMore wine!
4.95sDistinguished members of the academy I present to you the reverse scuba suit.
1.27sObserve.