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1.27sFirst, I'll need tenure.
0.83sDone.
1.17sAnd a big research grant.
0.82sYou got it.
2.49sAlso access to a lab and five graduate students--
1.72sat least three of them Chinese.
1.53sAll right, done.
2.03sWhat's your plan?
0.97sWhat plan?
1.27sI'm set for life.
2.07sAu revoir, suckers.
1.25sThat rat.
1.4sDo something.
2.07sI wish I could, but he's got tenure.
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1.55sEww!
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1.62sIt's time to take action.
2.23sStephanie, cancel the maid for today.