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1.57sGood news, everyone.
4.89sTomorrow, you'll be making a delivery to Ebola 9, the virus planet.
1.25sWhy can't they go today?
4.22sBecause tonight's a special night and I want all of you to be alive.
3.19sIt's the Academy of Inventors annual symposium.
1.97sWow, I love symposia.
2.59sIt's the event of the scientific season.
5.07sEvery member presents an invention and the best one wins the academy prize.
1.25sSounds boring.
5.06sOh, my, yes, but not this year because my latest invention is unbeatable.
1.53sBehold...
1.83sthe death clock.
5.79sSimply jam your finger in the hole and this readout tells you exactly how long you have left to live.
1.37sDoes it really work?
4.3sWell, it's occasionally off by a few seconds what with free will and all.
1.32sSounds like fun.
1.57sHow long do I have to live?
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2.34sOoh, dibs on his CD player!