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2.82sNo one gives Ogden Wernstrom an A-minus.
2.62sI'm sorry, but penmanship counts.
3.8sI swear I'll have my revenge if it takes me a hundred years.
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5.44sAnd here it is slightly over 99 years later and still no revenge.
1.63sI'm essentially in the clear.
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6.81sI've been perusing your fortified wine list and I've selected the '71 Hobo's Delight,
4.84sthe '57 Chateau Part-Ay and the '66 Thunder-schewitz.
2.37sExquisite choices, sir.
4sAnd mix them all together in a big jug.
2.8sWelcome to this year's academy symposium.
1.57sI'm your host, Ron Popeil--
7.47sinventor of Mr. Microphone, the spray-on toupee and, of course, the technology to keep human heads alive in jars.
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1.17sBut wait, there's more!
6.56sWe've got a whole lineup of inventors tonight starting with that up-and-coming young star Ogden Wernstrom.