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2.42sIt's time to leave science to the 120-year-olds.
2.27sYou young Turks think you know everything.
3.25sI was inventing things when you were barely turning senile.
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3.52sGo home before you embarrass yourself, old man.
5.07sNow, if you'll excuse me I'm going to take a nap before the ceremonies.
0.97sWho's that jerk?
8.17sA hundred years ago he was my most promising student at Mars University but then, after one fateful pop quiz...
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1.27s"A-minus"?
2.82sNo one gives Ogden Wernstrom an A-minus.
2.62sI'm sorry, but penmanship counts.
3.8sI swear I'll have my revenge if it takes me a hundred years.
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5.44sAnd here it is slightly over 99 years later and still no revenge.
1.63sI'm essentially in the clear.
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6.81sI've been perusing your fortified wine list and I've selected the '71 Hobo's Delight,