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3.37sWell, Congratulations on all your success.
1.72sHere's your welfare check.
0.87sWhat the...
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1.48sHi, honey.
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1.13sWhaT?
1.8sLois, I know what I did was wrong.
1.85sBut I only did it for you and the kids.
3.12sExcept for the jukebox in the bathroom. That was for Peter.
1.7sYeah, from the American taxpayers.
2.23sI am so mad I can't see straight.
2.04sNo problem. We got money to get that fixed,
4.44swith enough left for us to buy our way out of any trouble our kids might get into.
1.2sJust like the KennedyS.
2.52sI feel like I don't even know you anymore, Peter.
2.7sThe man I married would never think he could fix a problem
1.28sjust by spending money!
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1.77sBoy, she's pretty pissed.
2.42sWho thought welfare fraud would be one of her buttons?
3.15sWhy have a jukebox in the john if your wife's mad at you?
2.9sPeter, you may have to return that money to the taxpayers.
2.22sBut I gotta make sure Lois knows I'm doing it.
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