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3.27sBut where are those good, old-fashioned values
3.17son which we used to rely?
3sLucky there's a family guy
3.37sLucky there's a man who'll positively tell you
1.8sall the things that make us
1.45slaugh 'n' cry
1.53sHe's a
3.02sfamily guy
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1.77sMom, my lips are too thin.
1.7sCan I please get collagen injections?
2.24sMeg, you don't need to change the way you look.
3.69sYou know, most of the world's problems stem from poor self-image.
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2.99sExcellent! The mind- control device is nearing completion!
2.29sStewie, I said no toys at the table.
1.07sDamn you, vile woman!
3.57sYou've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb.
1.57sOh, Don't pout, honey.
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