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1.57sNot tightly enough it would seem.
4.02sAnd now you contemptible harpy I shall end your oppressive reign of matriarchal tyranny.
2.15sYou can play with your toys tomorrow, honey.
1.33sRight now it's bedtime.
3sOh, Blast you and your estrogenical treachery!
1.28sSweet dreams, kiddo.
1.47sYou have the power to end this!
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1.4sHow'd she take it?
1.87sI told her she was fat.
1.95sNo. No.
1.82sI hate lying to Lois. It's just...
2.27sIt's the best way to keep her from the truth.
2.52sYou have no choice. Your unemployment will dry up soon.
3.27sShe'll probably sense something's amiss when they repossess your house.
2.4sYou really oughta think of your family's welfare.
1.42sJeez, Brian! That's a great idea!
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2.04sOk, do you have any disabilities,
2.77spast injuries, physical anomalies?
2.65sI didn't have gas for the first time until I was 30.
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1.97sWhat the hell was thaT?
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1.77sGuys, our money problems are over!
1.37sWe're officially on welfare.