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3.27sAs the man, I order you to give me permission to go to this party.
2.17sLook, at least promise me you won't drink.
1.67sAlcohol always leads to trouble.
1.57sCome on. You're worrying about nothing.
4sRemember when you got drunk off the Communion wine at church?
5.64sAnd so the Lord God smote poor Job with festering boils all over his body.
2.12sOh, Man, I hate it when he tells this story.
4.29sYet, miraculously, Job was still able to retain his dignity.
1.73sIs that really the blood of Christ?
3.2sMan, that guy must've been wasted 24 hours a day.
3.07sAnd then there was that time at the ice cream store.
1.85sButter Rum's my favorite.
3.37sRemember you had an Irish coffee the day we went to see PhiladelphiA?
1.88sI got it. That's the guy from Big.
1.79sTom Hanks, that's it.
1.23sFunny guy, Tom Hanks.
1.82sEverything he says is a stitch.
1.15sI have AIDS.