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2.32sIt was slipping everywhere. Guys were laughinG.
1.92sThere's the guy that couldn't hold onto the soap.
2.24sThat was classic.
2.4sBoy. I really let Lois down this time.
1.33sDo you think she'll wait for me?
4.64sIf every woman dumped her husband for crashing a blimp into the superbowl, no one would be married.
2.17sYeah, you're right. Ok, I got the top bunk.
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2.57sOh, My collagen is wearing off.
2.38sHoney, sagging lips are just nature's way
3.02sof telling you you shouldn't have covered for your father's lie.
3.42sWhat does it mean when your armpits cry stinky tears?
1.93sIt means you're becoming a man.
3.8sBut hopefully not the kind who stays out all day and doesn't call,
2.74slike your father who shall remain namelesS.
0.92sHello, Mother.
1.84sHi there, sweetie.
2.48sYou know, Mother, life is like a box of chocolates.
2.3sYou never know what you're going to get.
2.74sYour life, however, is more like a box of active grenaDeS!
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