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2.27sIt's the best way to keep her from the truth.
2.52sYou have no choice. Your unemployment will dry up soon.
3.27sShe'll probably sense something's amiss when they repossess your house.
2.4sYou really oughta think of your family's welfare.
1.42sJeez, Brian! That's a great idea!
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2.04sOk, do you have any disabilities,
2.77spast injuries, physical anomalies?
2.65sI didn't have gas for the first time until I was 30.
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1.97sWhat the hell was thaT?
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1.77sGuys, our money problems are over!
1.37sWe're officially on welfare.
2.54sCome on, help me scatter car parts on the front lawn.
1.08sUh, How much are we getting?
2.94sLet's see. $150 a week.
1.88sWait. That's a comma, not a decimal.
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1.63sWhoops.
1.98sNo, I haven't seen Peter all afternoon.
2.49sI was giving a piano lesson.
2.32sStewie, why don't you play in the other room?
1.22sWhy don't you burn in hell?
3sWell, No dessert for you, young man.
2.44sWho would've thought getting drunk at A stag party