Use the timeline below to select up to 20 seconds to watch or share.
4.7sThe fruition of my deeply-laid plans to escape from that cursed ovarian bastille!
1.55sReturn the device, woman!
1.35sNo toys, Stewie.
1sVery well, then.
2.17sMark my words, when you least expect it,
1.72syour uppance will come!
1.9s
1.75sMom, can I turn the heat up?
1.45sDon't touch the thermostat, Meg.
1.52sYour father gets upset.
1.88sCome on. This thing goes up to 90.
1sWho touched the thermostat?
1.77sGod, how does he always know?
2.07sBrain implant, Meg. Every father's got one.
1.95sTells you when the kids mess with the dial.
2.2sHeY, Peter. My thing went off! Your thermostat ok?
1.77sYeah, it's all right. Is my kid over here?
1.1sForget it! False alarm!
0.62s
1.7sWhoA, Ass ahoy.
2.5sPeter, it's 7:00 and you've still got your pants on.
1.07sWhat's the occasion?
1.63sHe's going to a stag party.
2.67sLois, I work hard all week to provide for this family.
1.33sI am the man of the house.
3.27sAs the man, I order you to give me permission to go to this party.
2.17sLook, at least promise me you won't drink.
1.67sAlcohol always leads to trouble.
1.57sCome on. You're worrying about nothing.
4sRemember when you got drunk off the Communion wine at church?