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1.97sand "Stop doing that. I'm asleep."
1.9sSo I'm just gonna tell a little lie, ok?
2.37sNot a word to your mom about me getting canned.
1.43sWhat's that, Peter?
2.35sNothing. Oh, The lost-my-job smells great.
0.85sWhat?
2.87sUh, Meg, honey, can you pass the fired-my-ass- for-negligence?
1.63sPeter, are you feeling ok?
2.7sI feel great! I haven't got a job in the world.
1.77sAll right, then let's eat.
2sI know you all hate eggplant, but...
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1.93sWhat on earth was that?
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2.47sWhat the deuce are you staring at? It's tuna fish
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1.54sand nothing else.
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1.32sHow's your job search going?
3.3sIt sucks, Brian. I've already been through 2 jobs this week.
1.74sI got fired off of that commercial.
1.05sTry it again.
1.43s"I'm caca for Cocoa Puffs."
2.37sNo, damn it! Take 26!
3.15sThen I had that job as the sneeze guard for that restaurant's salad bar.
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1.7sTake it outside, lady.
2.14sI thought I could win money in that talent show.
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