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2.37sOk, who's hungry?
2.4sJeez. How the hell am I gonna break this to Lois?
1.88sIf she finds out I got fired for drinking,
1.63sshe's gonna blame mE!
1.9sLie to her. It's ok to lie to women.
1.73sThey're not people like us.
2.4sI don't know. Hey, where's the other guy?
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2.62sCome on, you bastard! I'm late for work.
1.63sOh, This is perfect!
2.3sLook, I don't want your mom to worry, all right?
2.45sWhen she worries, she says, "I told you so"
1.97sand "Stop doing that. I'm asleep."
1.9sSo I'm just gonna tell a little lie, ok?
2.37sNot a word to your mom about me getting canned.
1.43sWhat's that, Peter?
2.35sNothing. Oh, The lost-my-job smells great.
0.85sWhat?
2.87sUh, Meg, honey, can you pass the fired-my-ass- for-negligence?
1.63sPeter, are you feeling ok?
2.7sI feel great! I haven't got a job in the world.
1.77sAll right, then let's eat.
2sI know you all hate eggplant, but...
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1.93sWhat on earth was that?
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2.47sWhat the deuce are you staring at? It's tuna fish
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