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1.5sLois, honey, I promise.
2.6sNot a drop of alcohol is gonna touch these lips tonight.
1.8sWho wants to play Drink The Beer?
1.23sRight here.
1.1sYou win.
0.93sAll right. What do I win?
0.93sAnother beer!
1.53sI'm going for the high score!
2.54sActually, Charlie's got the high score.
1.8sHey, Man. Your clock won't flush.
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1.17sI feel kind of bad, guys.
1.53sI promised my wife I wouldn't drink.
1.3sDon't feel bad, Peter.
1.8sOh, Gee. I never thought of it like that.
1.35sDid you bring the porno?
1.8sDid I bring the porno?
2.17sYou're gonna love it. It's a classic.
3.6sListen, ilsa. If I take this thing out and you're not on it, you'll regret it.
1.54sMaybe Not today or tomorrow.
1.78sBut soon, and for the rest of your life.
1.73sCome on, Ilsa! Get on it!
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2.07sThe statue was originally a gift from France.
1.17sWhat is this?
2.85sOh, Man. My kid must've taped over this for history class.
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2.18sThe Statue of Liberty? What are we gonna do?
2.75sBoys, we're gonna drink till she's hot.
1.65sHey, That's just crazy enough to work.
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