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4.34sKids, Daddy only drank so the Statue of Liberty would take her clothes off.
1.72sPeter, What did you promise me last night?
1.53sI wouldn't drink at the stag party.
1.07sAnd what did you do?
2sDrank at the stag... Oh, Ho, Ho, Ho!
3.04sI almost walked right into that one. God!
3.17sFeels like accountants are cranking adding machines in my head.
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2.77sDick, you ever wonder what's outside those walls?
1.73sThat's dangerous thinking, Paul.
1.33sYou best stick to your work.
1sOk.
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0.93sYou see, Peter?
3.24sA hangover is nature's way of telling you I was right. I mean...
1.9sMom, are you all right?
2.48sMy goodness. This chair leg was loose.
1.03sIsn't that silly?
2.14sI could've broken my neck.
1.42sDamn!
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5.06sHoney. I took a cab home, I slept on the table so I wouldn't wake you up. Nothing bad happened.
1.7sI guess you're right.
2.74sApology accepted. All right, I'm going to work.
1.97sSomebody's gotta put food on this table.
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