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2.35sThis court will come to order.
5.47sI figured the sooner I cashed the check the sooner they'd, uh, catch their mistake.
2.34sWhy are we making a federal case out of this?
3.77sDon't you think you should have alerted the government of such a gross overpayment?
1.6sI was gonna call them.
3.3sBut, uh, my favorite episode of Different Strokes was on.
4.32sThe one where Arnold and Dudley get sexually molested by the bike shop owner?
2.99sAll right. Now I want you boys to scream real loud at my ass.
2.3sAnd everybody learns a valuable lesson.
1.99sMr. Griffin, have you learned a lesson?
2.72sOh, Yes. Stay the hell away from that bike shop.
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1.2sOk, everybody,
2.6sI feel really bad about what I did. I just...
4.9sI don't know. I saw the one chance I'd ever have to give my family the things they deserve.
2.3sI guess I screwed it up. I cheated the government.
2.64sAnd worst of all, I lied to my wife.
1.67sAnd she deserves better.
1.53sI'm sorry, honey.
2.9sMr. Griffin, I think your words have touched us all.
2.49sI'm sentencing you to 24 months in prisoN.