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2.27sWay to go, Dad! Fight the machine!
1.53sHow do you know about the machinE?
2.7sDon't worry. your father WIll still put food on this table.
2.59sJust not as much. So it might get a little competitive.
1.28sWho cares about food?
3.25sNow we'll never be able to afford my lip injections!
2.4sPeteR, Can we put her out in the yard for a while?
2.37sOk, who's hungry?
2.4sJeez. How the hell am I gonna break this to Lois?
1.88sIf she finds out I got fired for drinking,
1.63sshe's gonna blame mE!
1.9sLie to her. It's ok to lie to women.
1.73sThey're not people like us.
2.4sI don't know. Hey, where's the other guy?
0.78s
2.62sCome on, you bastard! I'm late for work.
1.63sOh, This is perfect!
2.3sLook, I don't want your mom to worry, all right?
2.45sWhen she worries, she says, "I told you so"
1.97sand "Stop doing that. I'm asleep."
1.9sSo I'm just gonna tell a little lie, ok?
2.37sNot a word to your mom about me getting canned.
1.43sWhat's that, Peter?
2.35sNothing. Oh, The lost-my-job smells great.
0.85sWhat?
2.87sUh, Meg, honey, can you pass the fired-my-ass- for-negligence?
1.63sPeter, are you feeling ok?