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2.38sHoney, sagging lips are just nature's way
3.02sof telling you you shouldn't have covered for your father's lie.
3.42sWhat does it mean when your armpits cry stinky tears?
1.93sIt means you're becoming a man.
3.8sBut hopefully not the kind who stays out all day and doesn't call,
2.74slike your father who shall remain namelesS.
0.92sHello, Mother.
1.84sHi there, sweetie.
2.48sYou know, Mother, life is like a box of chocolates.
2.3sYou never know what you're going to get.
2.74sYour life, however, is more like a box of active grenaDeS!
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2.98sNow, I offer one last chance for deliverance.
3.82sReturn my mind-control device or be destroyed.
3.02sOh, You just want your toy back.
2.27sOk, here you go, honey.
2.39sYes... Well, victory is mine!
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1.23sDamn you all!
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1.05sHello?
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1.4sOh, my God!
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