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1.32sHow's your job search going?
3.3sIt sucks, Brian. I've already been through 2 jobs this week.
1.74sI got fired off of that commercial.
1.05sTry it again.
1.43s"I'm caca for Cocoa Puffs."
2.37sNo, damn it! Take 26!
3.15sThen I had that job as the sneeze guard for that restaurant's salad bar.
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1.7sTake it outside, lady.
2.14sI thought I could win money in that talent show.
3.62sAnd the prize goes to The von Trapp Family Singers!
1.8sOh, That is bulL...
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4.32sPeter, I know it's a dangerous precedent but you might want to tell Lois the truth.
1.65sWhat? That I can't provide for my family?
1.4sThat she's always right?
2.57sThat I didn't stand up to a tank in Tiananmen Square?
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3.22sScrew this! I just came over to buy some fireworks!
2.17sYou can't keep lying to her about losing your job.
2.97sEventually, she'll find out where you're going every day.
1.03sYeah.
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1.02sYeah, you're right.
1.5sOk, I'll tell her tonight.
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