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3.32sWell, we both faced a tough decision.
2.03sGo off to journalism school,
3.37sor stay in Springfield with our sweethearts?
1.43s(MOANING)
2.07s
1.8sStay with me, Marge.
3.9sAnd I promise we'll travel the world and perhaps outer space.
1.73s(IMITATES STAR SHIPS)
2.32s(IMITATES LASER GUNS)
2.1s
3.15s(MOANING) Barney...
3.3s
1.7sI love you, Chloe.
2.29sAnd I love you, too, brake fluid.
1.8s
1.27s(BELCH)
1.35s
3.04sChloe left town as soon as Barney proposed.
1.6sI would've followed her,
5.27sbut my plans changed when God brought me a wonderful little boy.
1.32sBart, stop that!
1.62sThis isn't what it looks like.
1.22s
5.57s(GRUNTING) Why would Homer write his name in grime?