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3.04sI'll teach you to give me my first job out of prison.
1.4s(SPITS)
1.38sWhen we published the story,
3.17swe received the school's highest award.
3.4sLadies, it is my great pleasure to award you these certificates of merit.
3.17sIn this box marked "honoree," fill in your names.
1.93sAnd over here, write in what you did.
2.97sI'll be back. You ain't tasted the last of my spit.
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1.7sOh, that Moe.
1.5sBut good for you, Mom.
2.44sWhy didn't you follow Chloe into journalism?
3.32sWell, we both faced a tough decision.
2.03sGo off to journalism school,
3.37sor stay in Springfield with our sweethearts?
1.43s(MOANING)
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1.8sStay with me, Marge.
3.9sAnd I promise we'll travel the world and perhaps outer space.
1.73s(IMITATES STAR SHIPS)
2.32s(IMITATES LASER GUNS)
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3.15s(MOANING) Barney...
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