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2.94sBut I sobered up long enough to become a pilot.
3.7sWith you beside me, I think I could make it work.
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1.8sHow about a half-hour of pity sex?
1.83sIs there any other kind?
1.05s(BURPS)
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1.98sIn the wake of the devastating eruption,
2.03sone Springfielder proved herself a hero,
1.8sMarge Simpson!
4.37sShe's won herself a free hero sandwich at Springfield Sub Shops.
1.85sExtra charge for warm-ups.
1.9sMom, I want to be just like you.
1.87sI mean the lava part, not saving Lisa.
1.87sPretend to care!
7.02s(GRUNTING) (CHOKING) Well, looking at you kids, I know I made the right choice in life.