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2.32sOkay, okay, just Fort Worth!
2.2sHello, UN Women's Conference!
1.57sLisa, we may not make it.
3.22sBut at least we can go out as the great journalists we are.
1.6sI'm not a journalist.
1.27sYou are now.
1.8sRemember to keep my boobs in the shot.
2.55sAnd we're on in five, four, three...
2.95sI don't see Lisa in any of the seminars.
2.7sAnd I'm growing ashamed of my penis.
1.57s(GASPS) Homer, look!
2.74sI'm here at the long-dormant Springfield Volcano,
2.9swhich is now spewing noxious debris into the air.
2.22sHow male. ALL: Mmm-hmm.
5.24sWith me is my 8-year-old camera girl, Lisa Simpson.