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1.7sTwo things are certain.
1.63sThe mayor is in deep trouble.
2.87sAnd the local newsmen in this town are idiots.
1.83sChannel 6 News rocks!
3.05sA car chase every night or the weather girl wears a tube top!
2.87sAnd if she doesn't, you win a pizza!
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2.87s(WISTFUL MURMUR) Chloe sure turned out successful.
1.47sYou're successful, too, Mom.
3.47sYou made a chore wheel that's both fair and wise.
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6.54s(EXCLAIMS) (BOTH LAUGHING) Marge, I figured out a way we can get in on this Quimby lawsuit.
1.65sBart, go ahead.
3.74s(QUIMBY-LIKE) Mayor Quimby is my, er, father. Give me $1 million.
1.32sHuh? Huh?
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3.62s(SIGHS) (CHANTING) Diamond Joe's gotta go.
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1.55sDiamond Joe's gotta go.
2.4sMr. Mayor, will you answer one question?
1.72sOnly if it's submitted in writing.
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