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1.68sShut up!
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2.3sMom, that was incredible.
3.77sOh, nothing's more powerful than a mother's love.
1.53sMom, your hair!
3.4sDon't worry. We've got two hours before it burns down to my head.
1.74sOur top story tonight...
1.42sI'm about to die.
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1.37sOh...
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2.49sBarney, you saved my life.
2.64sChloe, when you left me, I was devastated.
2.94sBut I sobered up long enough to become a pilot.
3.7sWith you beside me, I think I could make it work.
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1.8sHow about a half-hour of pity sex?
1.83sIs there any other kind?
1.05s(BURPS)
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