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2.7sAnd I'm growing ashamed of my penis.
1.57s(GASPS) Homer, look!
2.74sI'm here at the long-dormant Springfield Volcano,
2.9swhich is now spewing noxious debris into the air.
2.22sHow male. ALL: Mmm-hmm.
5.24sWith me is my 8-year-old camera girl, Lisa Simpson.
3.35sShe's taken my daughter to an erupting volcano?
3.69sThat's it! She is off the Christmas card list!
1.2sMarge, that's crazy talk!
3sNow, look, I'll save Lisa. Your place is here with the women.
1.49sWOMEN: Boo!
3.12sOkay, you go save Lisa. I'll stay here with the women.
1.28sWOMEN: Boo!
2.25sWhat do women want?
4.29s(FRIGHTENED CRIES) (GASPS) We've gotta go now!
3.44sOkay. I'll run as fast as I can, but I'm full of potato salad.
1.37s(GROANS)
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2.3sI'm sorry, folks. You're not allowed to go up there.
1.87sIn fact, I don't even know why I'm here.