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1.33sWoo-hoo! I don't know the difference.
2.23sLISA: ABC, CBS.
3.47sUh-oh. The Christian Science Monitor has a flat tire.
1.23sI'll get the spare.
2.97sNo. We must wait for God to jack us.
1.57sIn Springfield today,
2.5sa sex scandal has brought in reporters from around the world.
2.32sWhy, here's Fox News.
11.7sWe are the champions My friend The cause of all this commotion is mayor and suspected illegal immigrant Joe Quimby,
3.87snamed today in paternity suits by 27 different women.
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5.81s(EXCITED CHATTER) Joe, why won't you acknowledge our love child?
2.05sEr, uh, that is not my baby.
0.43s(QUIMBY-LIKE) Er, uh,
0.94swaa...
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1.83sRaise this as your own.
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4.27sThis is the most exciting scandal since the Juice was on the loose!