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2.57sHey, Kent, run over any more pedestrians?
2.34sThose records are sealed.
3.19sShe's from Springfield. I knew her in high school.
2.79sI didn't think anyone successful came from Springfield.
1.65sWhat about that two-headed goat?
2.1sTechnically, he was born in Shelbyville.
3.47sYes. But he came here to die.
3.4sHOMER: One of you ate tin cans. One of you ate health food.
2.99sHow you solved crimes, I'll never know.
2.98sMr. Mayor, you claim to be faithful to your wife.
3.49sBut I have obtained this exclusive videotape.
4.2s(NERVOUS GROAN) Come on, baby, read my sash.
2sYou're the "major"?
3.2sThat's "mayor," you fertile moron!