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2.19sYes, but down deep in my heart,
3.29sI'll always be the girl who wanted to leave Springfield.
1.44sGee, with all that travel,
3.27syou probably haven't had much time to find that special someone.
1.97sOh, I've had a few flings.
4.02s(COUGHING NAMES) Bill Clinton. Schwarzenegger. Oh, excuse me.
2.94sBut not all of us can be as lucky as you, Marge.
1.98sHomer's a wonderful man.
3.55s(CONTINUES VOCALIZING) Did you just swallow another bone?
2.65sSame one!
4.37sChloe is amazing. Even her serving bowl smells glamorous.
4.9s(INHALES) That's ridiculous! No one's bowl smells...
4.47s(INHALES) It's like Christmas in Aspen.
5.62s(SIGHS) Did you know back in high school that she'd be such a star?
5.44sBack then we were both stars in the thrill-a-minute world of high school journalism.