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5.32sOh, it seems a big-shot reporter from some major news outlet isn't satisfied.
3.14sWell, if it isn't local news legend Kent Brockman.
2.57sHey, Kent, run over any more pedestrians?
2.34sThose records are sealed.
3.19sShe's from Springfield. I knew her in high school.
2.79sI didn't think anyone successful came from Springfield.
1.65sWhat about that two-headed goat?
2.1sTechnically, he was born in Shelbyville.
3.47sYes. But he came here to die.
3.4sHOMER: One of you ate tin cans. One of you ate health food.
2.99sHow you solved crimes, I'll never know.
2.98sMr. Mayor, you claim to be faithful to your wife.
3.49sBut I have obtained this exclusive videotape.
4.2s(NERVOUS GROAN) Come on, baby, read my sash.
2sYou're the "major"?
3.2sThat's "mayor," you fertile moron!
1.7sTwo things are certain.
1.63sThe mayor is in deep trouble.
2.87sAnd the local newsmen in this town are idiots.