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0.43s(QUIMBY-LIKE) Er, uh,
0.94swaa...
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1.83sRaise this as your own.
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4.27sThis is the most exciting scandal since the Juice was on the loose!
2.57s- The Juice is still on the loose.
- (SCREAMS)
3.37sMr. Mayor, just how many illegitimate children are you hiding?
1.87sKent, I'm hiding nothing.
1.93sExcept this puppy.
1.78sALL: Aw.
2.87sLook into his eyes and tell me I'm lying.
1.94sWell, I'm placated.
2.25sAnd so are all my friends in the local media.
5.2s(CHUCKLES) I have a question. Chloe Talbot, Global News Network.
5.32sOh, it seems a big-shot reporter from some major news outlet isn't satisfied.
3.14sWell, if it isn't local news legend Kent Brockman.
2.57sHey, Kent, run over any more pedestrians?
2.34sThose records are sealed.
3.19sShe's from Springfield. I knew her in high school.
2.79sI didn't think anyone successful came from Springfield.
1.65sWhat about that two-headed goat?