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2.05sEr, uh, that is not my baby.
0.43s(QUIMBY-LIKE) Er, uh,
0.94swaa...
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1.83sRaise this as your own.
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4.27sThis is the most exciting scandal since the Juice was on the loose!
2.57s- The Juice is still on the loose.
- (SCREAMS)
3.37sMr. Mayor, just how many illegitimate children are you hiding?
1.87sKent, I'm hiding nothing.
1.93sExcept this puppy.
1.78sALL: Aw.
2.87sLook into his eyes and tell me I'm lying.
1.94sWell, I'm placated.
2.25sAnd so are all my friends in the local media.
5.2s(CHUCKLES) I have a question. Chloe Talbot, Global News Network.
5.32sOh, it seems a big-shot reporter from some major news outlet isn't satisfied.
3.14sWell, if it isn't local news legend Kent Brockman.
2.57sHey, Kent, run over any more pedestrians?
2.34sThose records are sealed.