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5.34sWow. It's been so long since I've been with someone who doesn't know what a selfish pig I am.
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2.72sMine. Move your hand.
1.83sI get this.
2.72sHey, my name's Ray. Ray Magini.
2.3sRay, you know me better than anyone.
2.14sHow can I get my wife to love me again?
1.85sBeats me. I'm no marriage counselor.
2.52sJust a licensed and bonded roofer.
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2.19s(GASPS) Ray, will you help me fix my roof?
1.23sSure, I'll help you.
1.05sUnder one condition.
1.7sYou gotta help me finish this pitcher of beer.
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2.84s
1.47sWait. Did I add that right?
5.62s
2.7sNow for my first act as President...
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1.15s(GRUNTS) (SHATTERING)
1.57s(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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3.32sDeal! To my new buddy!