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1.39s
1.87sHow did it ever come to this?
2.57sI'm the first man ever to feel depressed in a bar.
2.02sI don't have a friend in the world.
2.47sLook at the size of that nacho plate!
4.02sI haven't seen this much melted cheese since I left my Billy Joel albums out in the sun.
1.37s(LAUGHING)
2.47s
1.35sThe sun.
1.18sHey, you want to split this?
5.34sWow. It's been so long since I've been with someone who doesn't know what a selfish pig I am.
1.82s
2.72sMine. Move your hand.
1.83sI get this.
2.72sHey, my name's Ray. Ray Magini.
2.3sRay, you know me better than anyone.
2.14sHow can I get my wife to love me again?
1.85sBeats me. I'm no marriage counselor.
2.52sJust a licensed and bonded roofer.
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3.24s
2.19s(GASPS) Ray, will you help me fix my roof?
1.23sSure, I'll help you.
1.05sUnder one condition.