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2.44sLet me know if you see anything you like.
2.84s
2.1sRead the sign, prevert!
1.3sHOMER: D'oh!
1.32sHmm.
2.7sI'd like a beer and a sympathetic ear.
1.08sI got my own problems.
1.73sI just lost this eye last night.
1.39s
1.87sHow did it ever come to this?
2.57sI'm the first man ever to feel depressed in a bar.
2.02sI don't have a friend in the world.
2.47sLook at the size of that nacho plate!
4.02sI haven't seen this much melted cheese since I left my Billy Joel albums out in the sun.
1.37s(LAUGHING)
2.47s
1.35sThe sun.
1.18sHey, you want to split this?
5.34sWow. It's been so long since I've been with someone who doesn't know what a selfish pig I am.
1.82s
2.72sMine. Move your hand.
1.83sI get this.
2.72sHey, my name's Ray. Ray Magini.
2.3sRay, you know me better than anyone.
2.14sHow can I get my wife to love me again?
1.85sBeats me. I'm no marriage counselor.