2.1sRead the sign, prevert!
1.3sHOMER: D'oh!
1.32sHmm.
2.7sI'd like a beer and a sympathetic ear.
1.08sI got my own problems.
1.73sI just lost this eye last night.
1.39s
1.87sHow did it ever come to this?
2.57sI'm the first man ever to feel depressed in a bar.
2.02sI don't have a friend in the world.
2.47sLook at the size of that nacho plate!