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2.07syou're just not much of a father.
3.62sI was gonna have my classmates over for a homework party.
1.95sBut now my refreshments are ruined.
1.68sGoodbye, college!
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5.72sHe was supposed to be in a show-and-tell this week! (SNEEZES) That's not gonna happen.
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3.34sThat teddy bear survived three safety recalls,
1.67sbut it couldn't survive you!
2.95sOh, that's it! I'm going to Moe's!
1.43sAw! It's raining outside!
1.97sIt's raining inside!
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1.3s(MEWLING)
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1.87sLousy cat! (SLAMS)
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1.7sStupid Homer-hating family.
2.3sAt least there's one place I'm always welcome.
2.89sMEN: For he's a jolly good fellow...