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1.38sMy family hates me.
2.67sMy stupid friends kick me out of their stupid party.
6.19sThey'll all be sorry when I invent the world's best-tasting cola and share it with no one!
1.47s(CHUCKLES)
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2s(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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2.54sOh, man.
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2.27s(GASPS) A sign!
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4.44sFinally, a bar for men who like to drink and look at sexy women.
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1.6sWelcome to Knockers, hon.
2.44sLet me know if you see anything you like.
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2.1sRead the sign, prevert!
1.3sHOMER: D'oh!
1.32sHmm.
2.7sI'd like a beer and a sympathetic ear.
1.08sI got my own problems.
1.73sI just lost this eye last night.
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