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4.05sBart, if life has taught me one lesson repeatedly, it's to know when I'm beaten.
2.08sLet's talk deal.
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2.22sAs you know, Bart, your permanent record will one day...
2.82sdisqualify you from all but the hottest and noisiest jobs.
2.8sWhat do you say, son? You keep our secret,
3.37sand some other student can inherit your gloomy, windblown future.
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2.87sDeal.
3.22sThis is a great day for forbidden love.
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2.64sMmm, this dessert is exquisite. What do you call it?
3.4s- Applesauce.
- Of course.
3.47sI'm sorry, I don't get out to restaurants much.
2.07sThat's okay. I don't entertain much.
4.39sUsually, it's just soup for one, salad for one, wine for three.