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2.03sYes?
2.2sSeymour, I think you'd better tell them.
2.55sIt's the only way to clear our names.
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2.65sWell, everyone,
2.94sthe fact is, I haven't ever had relations.
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2.24sI am a virgin.
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3.45sHa-ha!
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4.89sHey! Does this mean that Mrs. Krabappel is a virgin too? Ha!
3.6sWell, Seymour, it's clear you've been falsely accused,
3.24sbecause no one, anywhere, ever...
3.57swould pretend to be a 44-year-old virgin.