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3.32sSex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!
2.1sWhat are you people talking about?
3.64sMy child told me you two were having sex in the school janitor's closet.
2.95sYou know, making babies! Yes! Illicit sex!
2.14sDoing "it!" "It!" "It!"
2.13sSordid, public, sexual congress!
3.25sThis is absurd! I did not have relations in that closet!
3.34sAnd the fact is, I haven't--
1.98sUh--
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2.03sYes?
2.2sSeymour, I think you'd better tell them.
2.55sIt's the only way to clear our names.
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2.65sWell, everyone,
2.94sthe fact is, I haven't ever had relations.